Um, I don't think they're coming back

So as I was driving from work to well, work again. And I heard the Backstreet Boys. NO JOKE. It was "As Long as You Love Me". Yah. Reminded me of the good ol' days. See, I had this plan. Nick Carter - he was the youngest one. The tall blonde? Yeah, I picked him cuz he was the youngest of the batch but he'd still be an older man. wOOt. Anyhoo, he was going to sing at the 8th grade graduation dance - evidently, I felt that my junior high could afford to hire the one of the top pop groups for this major event. And then he'd see me there and we'd fall madly in love. And yes, he did end up taking me to my prom and we got married and all of the Backstreet Boys were at the wedding and . . . lord almighty, I was pathetic.

Who am I kidding, talking in past tense. I'm STILL pathetic.

*sigh*